werd of god

Jihcar

2008-01-10T06:38:00.000-08:00

"The Malaysian carmaker Proton has announced plans to develop an "Islamic car", designed for Muslim motorists.
Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle.

The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf. " (BBC News)

We ave ordured 6 of theese fer our Instertue outings & I ave advertised for a Mecca nic. Ala be praise.

Papparatzi

2008-01-10T06:20:00.000-08:00

e jus lik the Dark Lord in Star Wors cept no blu stuff fm is fingus.

Sundeep rekon is hat is new seekret wepon from the Dark Side but is lite saber not v gud.

Stil, wadevver elp im fite Satun & condums is gud innit?

Gholum

2008-01-02T15:53:00.000-08:00

Presden Ahmedinnajaket mus be v prowd to ave such peasful kleriks as Gholum Reza Hassani on ees side. e say yestday.

“Women who do not respect the hijab and their husbands deserve to die, I do not understand how these women who do not respect the hijab, 28 years after the birth of the Islamic Republic, are still alive." “These women and their husbands and their fathers must die,”

go gholum. at instertue we not alow skimpy hedscarves or tite unislamic twowsers but we not allow unda icelandic law to kill em much as we like to.

Presden Ahmedinnajacket

2008-01-01T05:13:00.000-08:00

The presden as rung me. E sais is not befeittin ther staytus for the I-rainian stewdents to live in a koranavan an e wants them upgrayded. I tol im not to wurry coz they ave alreddy blow it up sperimentin with nu xsplosif jakets. We ave put em in the basemint for now.

I see Presden Ahmedinnajaket now as is own blog an it alus gud to begin a new yr with wise werds from sumwon so lurned in the Werd of God, Ala be prays. We ope e can bring lastin peas to is cuntree. This wot e rote other day.

"Many peoples are exasperated from the present situation of the world. And they have come to the conclusion that the existed procedure, method and technique can not provide tranquilly and peace to the mankind.

Frankly, if Jesus Christ – the Messiah (peace be upon Him) was present today, how would He react? And whom would He stand with and against?

If Jesus Christ (peace be upon Him) was present today, he would order an encounter against those who would propagate corruption, obscenity and perversion, and try to nullify and exterminate the merits and the rights of women and diminish their position – a position that virgin Mary (peace be upon Her) – is their role model and sample."

Gud innit? I ave sen im a tie so e can dress proply. Peas be upon im.

Aśvins

2007-12-31T08:30:00.000-08:00

Tunite, The Instertute ave its big assembles befor givin tanks at ar new yer feest. I tells alt stewdents to wurry not if dey not comprende da Werd of Gods pronto. I tel em we ave as much tchans of unstan His Werd as ave pekkin chikkins of unstanin the world of Man. "All we kan do", I sais "is keep on pekkin."

Profesr Sartori (ed of Vedicmusicologee), as set Asvins to a ouse beet and alla teechers gonna rappit, even if it not in rymin cuplets. Then we all gonna libate like the clappers. Appy New Year Everone.

Rig Veda - HYMN III. Aśvins
(NB: Aśvins are the divine twin horsemen in the Rig Veda. They are the sons of Saranya; Nāsatya and Dasra and they symbolise the shining of sunrise and sunset)

YE Aśvins, rich in treasure, Lords of splendour, having nimble hands,Accept the sacrificial food.Ye Aśvins, rich in wondrous deeds, ye heroes worthy of our praise,Accept our songs with mighty thought.Nāsatyas, wonder-workers, yours are these libations with clipt grass:Come ye whose paths are red with flame.O Indra marvellously bright, come, these libations long for thee,Thus by fine fingers purified.Urged by the holy singer, sped by song, come, Indra, to the prayers,Of the libation-pouring priest.Approach, O Indra, hasting thee, Lord of Bay Horses, to the prayers.In our libation take delight.Ye Viśvedevas, who protect, reward, and cherish men, approachYour worshipper's drink-offering.Ye Viśvedevas, swift at work, come hither quickly to the draught,As milch-kine hasten to their stalls.The Viśvedevas, changing shape like serpents, fearless, void of guile,Bearers, accept the sacred draughtWealthy in spoil, enriched with hymns, may bright Sarasvati desire,With eager love, our sacrifice.Inciter of all pleasant songs, inspirer of all gracious thought,Sarasvatī accept our riteSarasvatī, the mighty flood,—she with her light illuminates,She brightens every pious thought.

Braman

2007-12-31T05:11:00.000-08:00

Little Sanjeet as returned; I is alwus appy to see er appy smile agen. Ova dis holiday she sed er kundrleeney energy visit her sixth shakra and she wuder wot it will be like to ave external life as de universl godhed. I sed it probly ok so long as yer sinuses not blocked up.

Koranavan

2007-12-30T11:15:00.000-08:00

Akshuuly we was goin to be short of akkommer-dashun fer the stewdents this term; lukily the Muslim stewdents ave decided to bring their own koranavan wid em. Prase Allah, but dey is klever.

Nicherless Adara

2007-12-29T08:56:00.000-08:00

Dr Adara as arived but er lugidge as gon missin intransit so she as no clean nikkers. We ave ad a wip round but it is not ideel. We will ave a prayur seshun befor dinna to beseech the Lord for the safe discuvery and re-unerfercation of Dr Adara an er nikkers. Dr Adara is qite sangwin bout it an puts it down to er karma but sais she wont fly wiv gulfair agen. She as ad a cuppa tea an is calm down now afta prayin to er God Enlil.

Dr Adara will be teechin Sumerian an Baby Lonian Astrotheosophyiscs this term. Blesser.

Shine a Lite

2007-12-29T05:51:00.000-08:00

Before God did owt else e ad summat er say. It wus is last werd. Only it come first. An it summed up is ole attitude to evrythink.

Now dis werd wus wid God. Fact it was part'n parcil uv im. So at start uv evrythink an a long time fore man was akshully made, God's werd to men wus ready and waitin.

Everythink there is wus made by this werd. E wus God's one and ony contractor for de ole Universe job. Nowt at all as ever got made sept through this d'partm'nt uv God ... wot we call is "werd".

Now just becus dis werd is part uv God isself, all God's life is in im. An dis life is de light what shines on evrybody. Dis is de light wot evryody needs. Gud innit?

Lessuns Bigin on Chewsday

2007-12-28T10:04:00.000-08:00

The Werd of God is Hot at this Madrasa and Wen all the boys and gerls have finushed arrival this weak-end. Lessuns will begin at 5am on the 1st of Janyouewy with a very speshul prayer seshun led by the Regius Professer of Aromatheology from Svalbard. Alls the staffs is gowing too!

In Mornin

2007-12-28T05:38:00.000-08:00

All the staffs is upset terday coz wot hapen in pakerstan to Ms Buto. Ther is cryin in the correrdoors and whaling at the worl. We at the Werd deprecate all violence dun in the Name of God. IT IS NOT WHAT E WANTS SO STOPPIT! We will be in mornin all this evenin and hope you will joint us.

Before you all go outs on the pavemints to get rivenge, we know it weren't Mr Bin Lardin coz he was out huntin cabbidges all day.

Stewdents

2007-12-28T05:21:00.000-08:00

The Instertute welcomes stewdents from all over the werld to studee the Werd. Lanwidge is sumtimes a problem but as you no, In The Berginning Was The Werd so it cant ave bin a pwoblem then can it? Furst think we'll do is figar out wot langwidge the Werds is in an then get crakin. Contrablutions are welkim from erryone coz thers nothin like open sauce.